Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think my moral compass just broke
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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