dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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