remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka