She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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