I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
it's like iHOP with fire
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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