Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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