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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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