Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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