Pappa wants mamma naked
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
birth control should be required to get into college
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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