I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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