seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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