My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I love having hate sex.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize