i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So much rum. So many feels.
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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