Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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