This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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