I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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