what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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