He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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