I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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