dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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