Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
