Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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