I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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