Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager