I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There r osticjed everywhere
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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