I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
my poor anus
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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