Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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