I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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