the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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