sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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