she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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