she woke up with a sticky ear
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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