I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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