What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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