i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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