so that wasnt chicken after all
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
try to milk me bitch
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