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(845): View more from New York

I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE

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(914): View more from New York

Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.

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(850): View more from Florida

i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.

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Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
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(904): View more from Florida

Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth

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(614): View more from Ohio

he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns

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(914): View more from New York

I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.

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(586): View more from Michigan

He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job

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