I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
whose parrot is this?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job