Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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