So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize