yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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