Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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