i permit you to call me
smell my finger.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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