Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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