just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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