it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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