y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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