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Don't drive home.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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