I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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