If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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