we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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