sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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