think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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