Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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