Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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