Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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