Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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